Work vs. Prison




Just in case you ever get these two environments mixed up, this should make things a little bit clearer.

 You spend the majority of your time in a 10X10 cell  You spend the majority of your time in an 8X8 cubicle
 You get three meals a day fully paid for  you get a break for one meal and you have to pay for it
 You get time off for good behavior  you get more work for good behavior
 The guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you  you must often carry a security card and open all the doors for yourself
 You can watch TV and play games  you could get fired for watching TV and playing games
 You get your own toilet  you have to share the toilet with some people who pee on the seat
 They allow your family and friends to visit  you aren't even supposed to speak to your family
 All expenses are paid by the taxpayers with no work required  you get to pay all your expenses to go to work, and they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners
 You spend most of your life inside bars wanting to get out  you spend most of your time wanting to get out and go inside bars
 You must deal with sadistic wardens  they are called managers
You can talk about God, and even participate in Religious Studies You'd best avoid discussing religion if you want to keep your job!

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