Just in case you ever get these two environments mixed up, this should make things a little bit clearer.
|You spend the majority of your time in a 10X10 cell
|You spend the majority of your time in an 8X8 cubicle
|You get three meals a day fully paid for
|you get a break for one meal and you have to pay for it
|You get time off for good behavior
|you get more work for good behavior
|The guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you
|you must often carry a security card and open all the doors for yourself
|You can watch TV and play games
|you could get fired for watching TV and playing games
|You get your own toilet
|you have to share the toilet with some people who pee on the seat
|They allow your family and friends to visit
|you aren't even supposed to speak to your family
|All expenses are paid by the taxpayers with no work required
|you get to pay all your expenses to go to work, and they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners
|You spend most of your life inside bars wanting to get out
|you spend most of your time wanting to get out and go inside bars
|You must deal with sadistic wardens
|they are called managers
|You can talk about God, and even participate in Religious Studies
|You'd best avoid discussing religion if you want to keep your job!
Is there something seriously wrong with this picture?