At age 4 success is … not wetting your pants.

At age 12 success is … having friends.

At age 16 success is … having a drivers license.

At age 20 success is … having an amiable relationship with an attractive member of the opposite gender.

At age 35 success is … having money.

At age 50 success is … having money.

At age 60 success is … having having an amiable relationship with an attractive member of the opposite gender.

At age 70 success is … having a drivers license.

At age 75 success is … having friends.

At age 4 success is … not wetting your pants.