Three buddies die in a car crash, they go to heaven to an orientation. They
are all asked, “When you are in your casket and friends and family are
mourning upon you, what would you like to hear them say about you?
The first guy says, “I would like to hear them say that I was a great doctor
of my time and a great family man.”
The second guy says, “I would like to hear that I was a wonderful husband
and school teacher who made a huge difference in our children of tomorrow.”
The last guy replies, “I would like to hear them say, “Look, he’s moving!”